JOKES

Please Be Aware That these are for entertainment purpose's ONLY and are not any of my views

What do blondes put behind their ears to attract men?
Their ankles.

Why is it hard for a blonde to count to 70?
Because 69 is such a mouthful.

What does a blonde consider "safe sex"?
A padded headboard.
Locking her car door.

How can you tell if a blonde has been in the fridge?
There's lipstick on the cucumber.

What do a blonde and a ship have in common?
They both hold a lot of seamen

Why did the blonde refuse brain surgery?
Her boyfriend already gave her enough head.

Why did the blond quit using her vibrator?
It kept chipping her teeth.

What is a blonde's favourite food?
Cumcakes.

What is the difference between a circus and a group of blondes?
At the circus you'll find a cunning array of stunts.

What's the difference between a beautiful blonde in the daytime
and at night?
In the daytime she is fair and buxom.

Why do blondes like sun roofs?
More leg room

Why did the blonde fail the driving test?
She couldn't learn to sit up in a car.
Every time the car stopped, she jumped in the back seat.

What do blondes and screen doors have in common?
the harder you slam them, the looser they get

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?
After you lay a brick, it doesn't follow you around.

What do a blonde and a washing machine have in common?
They both leak when they're fucked.

What is the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?
A washing machine doesn't follow you around for three weeks after you
dump your load into it.

What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't whine when you pull your meat out of it.

What did the blonde say when asked if she'd ever been picked up
by "the fuzz"?
"No. But I've been swung around by the tits."

What's the first thing a blonde says after having sex?
"Are all you guys on the same team?"

What's the difference between a blonde and a parrot?
You can teach a parrot to say no.

What did the blonde's mom say to her before she went out?
If you're not in bed by midnight, come home.

Why is a blonde like a turtle?
They are both fucked when they're on their back.

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