DrDeath's Guide to Life


Views from the Optomistic Pessimist




<<Theory on Life>>
Life is filled with highs and lows. At times you'll be soaring higher than eagles. Others you'll
be crawling lower than a snake's belly. But neither of these will rule your life. You'll be both
high and low, but neither one will last too long. So just suffer through the lows and celebrate
the highs.

<<Theory on Friends>>
When you're soaring you'll have many "friends", but few true friends. Those few
true friends will be the only onesyou'll have through the lows. So make sure your friends are
willing to suffer with you. Because if they suffer through the lows with you, you can all celebrate
like madmen through the highs.

<<Theory on Arcs>>
Everything in life coresponds to an arc. If you catch the arc at the apex, you can accomplish
anything. However, at the bottom, nothing will go right for you.

<<Theory on Friendship>>
What's more important the number of "friends" you have, or having a few true friends?
Nobody has time for alot of friends, so go for quality, not quantity.

<<Theory on Pain>> ;
Pain is a personal thing. Everybody hurts in a different way and thus react differently. Some
people work harder, some quit. Some people lose focus, others become more focused.
Just remember that pain is a necessary part of our lives.

<<Theory on Violence>>
Physical violence is stupid because it serves no purpose. Physical pain only lasts a little while,
mental pain, however, scars for life

<<Theory on SaNiTY>>
Sanity is overrated. The chaotic mind holds true power because it is free from all of the
restraints imposed by society. This lets it function as it was intended to.

<<Theory on Prejudice>> ;
Prejudice is a stupid idea. There are so many different reasons to dislike people on a
personal basis. there's no reasons to lump them together into groups.

<<Theory on Drivers>>
Everybody behind the wheel of a motor vehicle should be considered an asshole who
has no clue what he, or she is doing until this is proven wrong. You will find that you are
seldom proven wrong.

<<Theory on Sleep>> ;
Sleep is 100% optional. People can function with little or no sleep. They may not function
well but they can function. I'm living proof of this.

<<Theory on Sleep Deprivation>> ;
Sleep deprevation is the best drug in the world. It's free, easy to get and potent. It's a
wonderful hallucinogen, it's legal and when you come down you actually feel good.

<<Theory onCaffeine/Adrenaline Induced Awareness>> ;
The more time your body spends under the influence of Caffeine/Adrenaline, the more it
begins to depend upon them. The only problem is that the periods become shorter and
harder to reach.

<<Theory on Love>>
Being in love is at the same time the greatest and worst feeling in the world. Being loved
is the closest you can get to both heaven and hell in this world. The worst part of all of this is
that once you've felt either one of these, you'll sell your soul to feel it again.

<<Theory on Truth>> ;
The only truth in the world lies within your own heart. No philosophy or religion can tell
you what's there, they can only show you how to find it.

<<Theory on Survival>>
The only instict present in humans is the survival instinct. When it all comes down to
life or death, you'll instantly know what to do.

<<Theory on Roles>>
As Shakespeare said "All the world's a stage and the peaopl just mere players."
We all have a role to fill, whether we choose that role or others force us into it. The fact that
we have roles does NOT require that we give up our individuality.

<<Theory on Numbers>>
I AM NOT A NUMBER! I HAVE A NAME AND A FACE! THAT ALONE
IS PROOF OF MY INDIVIDUALITY!

<<Theory on Music>>
Every one of us (yes, even the non-musically inclined ones like myself) can hear the sound
of music within his or her soul. That music, and only that music, should control how we
dance.

<<Theory on the Obvious>>
Always remember to look at the obvious. Too often we overlook an easy solution in
favor of another, more difficult one. Sometimes it takes a complete outsider to see what is
most obvious.

<<Theory on Programing>>
Once you have been trained to do something, you should be able to do it without thinking.
When you do it without thinking, you will get everything right. If you think about it, that's
when you will make mistakes.

<<Theory on Choice>>
Human beings always have a choice in what happens in thier lives. If you don't think you
have that chopice, you really do. Just remember, you can always choose not to take that
next breath.

DON'T ANYONE OUT THERE STOP BREATHING ON ME NOW   THOUGH!!!!

<<Theory on World Domination>>
Bill Gates is really a lab rat bent on world domination. The character Pinky & Brain"
from the cartoon show "Animaniacs" is only his ploy to desensitize us to his
plans. We must stop him immediately or we will be the slaves of mouse controled
computers.

THIS IS NOT MY OWN PERSONAL PARANOID DELUSION!!!!!!!